At least make sure they are 18
Why
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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