All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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