Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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