We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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