Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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