Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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