No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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