there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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