I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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