The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
