white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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