We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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