I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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