Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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