he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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