All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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