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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
How does one acquire holy water?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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