What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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