That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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