ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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