we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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