I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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