it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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