Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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