This girl is more easily done than said...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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