Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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