think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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