Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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