Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You can't motorboat a personality
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
