Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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