You're completely useless in the revolution.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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