but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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