Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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