He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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a search helicopter?!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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