so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have aggressive nipples.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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