im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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