I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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