OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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