Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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