also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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