I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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