I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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You made out with two different species that night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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