Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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(503): View more from Oregon

jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club

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(719): View more from Colorado

You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same

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(847): View more from Illinois

My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.

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