Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"