do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.