she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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