Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it's like heaven, but drunker
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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