Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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