Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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