JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We're using joints as your birthday candles
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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