Define "chronic" masturbator.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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