Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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