ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
