Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize