what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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