my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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