I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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