i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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