come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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