She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Randomize